Amazon Is Selling A Life-Sized Inflatable Speedboat And Why Aren’t You Buying It Yet?

Rejoice, citizens of the Earth! We’ve reached the next inevitable step in evolution and we can finally stick it up to The Man, as was foretold in the ancient scripts.

Amazon has added a new product to their already quite extensive line, being an inflatable speedboat. Yes, you read that right – you no longer need to be rich to own a speedboat.